Text 14 Aug 502,399 notes

wolfenguy:

communistbakery:

astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day

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Photo 14 Aug 96,344 notes

(Source: wntvyz)

Photo 14 Aug 56,887 notes kkaleidoscopeeyes:

awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either


Ahhhh ^.^

kkaleidoscopeeyes:

awwww-cute:

Found two baby bats rolling on my deck this morning. I had never seen a baby bat before, thought maybe others hadn’t either

Ahhhh ^.^

Video 14 Aug 108,800 notes

legalmexican:

me when I want to fight someone

(Source: bgcfavs)

Text 14 Aug 261,896 notes

forrome:

"how’s school?"

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Text 14 Aug 10,608 notes

yinx1:

imsoshive:

Black families at graduations be like:

Hunter Jansen

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"Amy Jefferson"

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Derek Jenkins”

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Lawd help you if you go to an HBCU

Text 13 Aug 92,615 notes

lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

via nyoom.
Video 12 Aug 390,785 notes

anastasiajeanettemarie:

sizvideos:

If Girls Hit On Guys Like Guys Hit On Girls - Video

LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS, MEN WHO DO THIS, AND FEEL FOOLISH

Photo 12 Aug 79,806 notes

(Source: firemen)

via Dr. Dixon.
Photo 12 Aug 298,684 notes thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

thebatglare:

shit they’re finding our weak spots

via Dr. Dixon.
Photo 12 Aug 592,443 notes kimpissable:

clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER
FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT
SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD
AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED
I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping

kimpissable:

clevverbot:

UH NO. EXCUSE ME BUT WHAT ARE YOU DOING. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO FUCKING MAKE A BURGER

FIRST OF ALL, THE PICKLES ARE ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE FUCKING THING, SO YOU’LL EITHER HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE BURGER TO ENJOY THE PICKLES OR YOU’LL HAVE TO FACE THEM HEAD ON WHEN YOU START EATING IT

SECOND, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PUT KETCHUP DIRECTLY ON THE FUCKING PICKLES THEY’RE ALREADY SOUR ENOUGH, YOU’RE JUST GONNA HAVE A FUCKING OVERLOAD OF FLAVOR AND THOSE PARTICULAR BITES AREN’T GOING TO BE VERY GOOD

AND THIRD, THAT CHEESE IS NOT FUCKING CENTERED ONTO THE FUCKING BURGER YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE TWO OR THREE BITES WITHOUT CHEESE AND YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE LIKE FIVE BITES WITH TOO MUCH CHEESE BECAUSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CENTERED

I AM DISAPPOINTED SPONGEBOB FIRST YOU CAN’T EVEN FUCKING DRIVE RIGHT, NOW YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE A FUCKING KRABBY PATTY RIGHT EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE BEEN DOING IT FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

shhh the pickles are sleeping

(Source: voidabyss)

via Dr. Dixon.
Text 12 Aug 229,200 notes

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(Source: coastlineteens)

via Dr. Dixon.
Photo 12 Aug 30,754 notes lezbe-juan-together:

when you’re around little kids too long.. 

lezbe-juan-together:

when you’re around little kids too long.. 

via Dr. Dixon.
Photo 12 Aug 647 notes wannajoke:

Can’t See Any

wannajoke:

Can’t See Any

Photo 12 Aug 322 notes wannajoke:

As You Can See…

wannajoke:

As You Can See…


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