I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping
Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed
he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people
I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE
"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"
"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"
he looks so pleased
"oh look. look at this apple. it me"
horf horf horf